Whoa There, Eager Beaver!

Whoa There, Eager Beaver!

Looks like you’ve stumbled in a little too early — the drop hasn’t dropped, the curtain hasn’t lifted, and honestly, we’re still trying to figure out which button does what. But hey, points for enthusiasm. Mistake Number Thirteen isn’t just a name, it’s a lifestyle — and you, friend, are living it.

Set a reminder, grab a snack, maybe question your life choices, and come back when the clock strikes 13:13 on the 13th.Trust us, it’ll be worth the wait… 👀🖤