Size-ish Guide: Hoodie Edition
Size-ish Guide: Hoodie Edition
Let’s be real — hoodies are supposed to be comfy, cosy, and slightly oversized by default. We’ve crunched the numbers, squinted at tape measures, and probably made a few mistakes along the way. But hey, here’s our best attempt at a somewhat accurate size guide.
If you want it snug, size down. If you want to disappear into it like a socially acceptable fabric cave, size up. Either way, you’ll look good… we think.
| Size | Chest Measurement (inches) |
|---|---|
| XS | 34" |
| S | 36" |
| M | 40" |
| L | 44" |
| XL | 48" |
| XXL | 52" |
| 3XL | 56" |
Hoodies aren’t just clothing — they’re a lifestyle. Pick your size, embrace the chaos, and remember: if it’s too big, congrats, you’ve got a portable blanket. 🖤